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What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

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What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.