What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

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How do you spell elephant?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.