What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

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Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.