What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.