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What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

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Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

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Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.