What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!