What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

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Because it's a chicken.

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Russell!

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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A FSSSSSHHHH

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!