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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?

Radio waves!

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Swimming Trunk Jokes More Swimming Trunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!