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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What's a Mexicans favorite game?

Cross country.

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Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks