What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks