What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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How are an elephant and a plum the same?

They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the elephant say to the famous detective?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock!

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What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks