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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?

A jet setter!

What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Where do fish wash?

In a river basin!

Swimming Trunk Jokes More Swimming Trunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!