What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

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What do you call someone who is good at fishing?

A Master Baiter.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!