What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

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What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

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What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.