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What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

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What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!