April Sale - 20% Off

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

Previous Random Joke Next
Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

What's a calender's favorite fruit?

Dates.

April Jokes More April Jokes

Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

April Fool Jokes More April Fool Jokes

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.