What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

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Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Can February march?

No, but April may.

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What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.