What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (World Cup)

What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

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What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!