What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

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What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

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What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!