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What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

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Can February march?

No, but April may.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!