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What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.