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What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

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What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

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What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!