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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

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Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

Ruckus Jokes More Ruckus Jokes

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins