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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

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What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

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What can you say in your defense?

Ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

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What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!