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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

What can you say in your defense?

Ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why was the scarecrow given an award?

Cause he was out standing in his field

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Ruckus Jokes More Ruckus Jokes

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins