What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins