What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

Ruckus Jokes More Ruckus Jokes

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins