What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

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What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

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How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins