Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.