Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.