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Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.