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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe......and Ronda Rousey

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.