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Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

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Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.