Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.