Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

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Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.