What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Shampoo Jokes More Shampoo Jokes

What do you call fake excrement?

Shampoo.

What shampoo did Paul Walker use?

Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard