What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

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What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

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How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders