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What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Shampoo Jokes More Shampoo Jokes

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!