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What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

Shampoo Jokes More Shampoo Jokes

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

What do you call fake excrement?

Shampoo.