What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

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What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.