What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?

D12

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What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

What's black white and read all over?

A newspaper.

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What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.