How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.
They always have several lairs.
One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
I replied "It's hard to keep track."
Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.
