What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

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Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!