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What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

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What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.