What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

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What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"