What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

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What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

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What is a collie puppy's favorite toy?

A chew-chew train!

What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.