What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

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What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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What is a collie puppy's favorite toy?

A chew-chew train!

What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.