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What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

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What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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What is Sherlock's favorite season?

Fall...

Which one will fall off first?

The one with the smaller mu.

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Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

In the mush room!