What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

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What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!