What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

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What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.