What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional