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What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

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How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

Are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do you call a Pokémon that's part train?

A Pikachoochoo.

What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.