What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

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What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"