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When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

People without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

People Jokes More People Jokes

What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

People without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

What do you give and take at the same time?

A poop

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.