When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

People without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band