When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

People without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is wrong with people?

Have they never had pizza

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call a guy who can't poop?

A constipatient

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band