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When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

People without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people store their fondest memories in?

A nostaljar.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

What is a small, one story home made of poop called?

A dungalow

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you