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Poop Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

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How do you write poop in Australia?

Dood

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

What does a witch take when she can't poop?

Hexlax

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

What do you give and take at the same time?

A poop

What's the difference between a bucket of poop and a lawyer?

A bucket.

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

What is a small, one story home made of poop called?

A dungalow

What do you call it when your Stepmother poops?

A Step-Stool

What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

People without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

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What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

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How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

What do you call a black woman on the moon?

An astronaut.

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

Older

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What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

He heard there was lots of Kids there.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!