Poop.
Dood
A Shatbook.
Toiletries
Tree turdy.
Nine months.
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
You smell
So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!
I may be a two but your an eight..
Don't poop where you scoop.
Because it was deterred.
Captain's log
Hexlax
Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
It Depends
A poop
A bucket.
2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.
I poop with both hands.
Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
Poop in the specimen cup.
A dungalow
A Step-Stool
Snoop Dogg
Logging out
IBM!
Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.
People without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids
Dookie Howser
CELINE WUT R U DION
D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."
They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.
This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
You probably haven't heard it.
The burr-oak tree.
The raindeer.
They are all #2s.
They watch moving picktures.
I don't remember.
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
Edit:
Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd
They get chapped lips
He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
Plaqueface
