When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

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Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

Why did one friend not get any?

He didn't get his fair share: one over eight.

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How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.