When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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How does Megatron get away with raw-dogging it?

Decepticondoms.

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

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Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one!

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How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.