When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

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Pawpular!

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If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

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Because I saw so.

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What will it be for you, my friend?

The vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.