What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

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What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.