What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

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What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

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What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS