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What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

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Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

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How do you know when spring is here?

The Leafs are out!

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.