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What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

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What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS