What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.