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What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

How do you know when spring is here?

The Leafs are out!

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What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS