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What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

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What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.