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Spring Jokes

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

How do you know when spring is here?

The Leafs are out!

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

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How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!