Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

April Jokes More April Jokes

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!