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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

Dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

April Jokes More April Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.