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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

April Jokes More April Jokes

Who's there! April! April who?

April might make you feel better!

Can February march?

No, but April may.