Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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In a were-house

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2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

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For the boos.

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Im here for the boos.

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Plant it in the spring.

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On April Ghoul's Day

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!