Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

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When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

Can February march?

No, but April may.