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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

Scream) APPLE!!!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose!

Who's there! Boo! Boo who?

Just Boo! I'm a ghost!

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

How do you know when spring is here?

The Leafs are out!

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

April Jokes More April Jokes

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!