Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

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Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

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Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick?

Squid Pro Quo

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

Who's at fault?

The man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3