Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!

Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!