Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

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What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick?

Squid Pro Quo

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.