Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

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Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break.

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

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Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick?

Squid Pro Quo

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.