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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What do you call an orange cat in summer?

Shedder Cheese!

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?