Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break.

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.