Fault Jokes

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what you're blaming me for, it's your fault!

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.