What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!