What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

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What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.