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What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!

Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?