What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

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What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what you're blaming me for, it's your fault!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!