What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!