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What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

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What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.