Sorry, my fault.
Because they're in continents.
A tectonic plate!
That was your fault!!!
They meet up and crack each other up.
It's not your fault.
Subduction!
Bro, do you even shift?
It's not my fault.
Because they have two shifts!
Humor is a shift of wit...
Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.
Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
Pardon me
Harlem Shake.
Sorry...that was my fault.
They're always cracking in-ya-windows!
Because the Disc was cracked
The one in the wheelchair.
When I'm weed you)
Zikachu.
His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.