Sorry, my fault.
Because they're in continents.
A tectonic plate!
That was your fault!!!
They meet up and crack each other up.
It's not your fault.
Subduction!
Bro, do you even shift?
It's not my fault.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!
His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether
None cuz it's already lit af
They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason
Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.
You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
They both like to crack open a cold one
Because clubbing isn't any fun.
Because, he's just dying to party.
When I'm weed you)
Zikachu.
So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.