Tectonic Plate Jokes

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

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What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

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Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

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Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.