Tectonic Plate Jokes

Sorry, my fault.

Because they're in continents.

A tectonic plate!

That was your fault!!!

They meet up and crack each other up.

It's not your fault.

Bro, do you even shift?

It's not my fault.

Sorry, my fault.

It wasn't his fault.

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Because they're in continents.

Bro, do you even shift?

Because it has two shifts.

Because they crack under pressure.

This is all your fault!

Get off me, homes.

To match the rest of the household appliances.

They dont meet the koalafications.

Hydrogen Iodide

Because most of them are party chiefs.

Times fun when you're having flies

Tectonic Plate Jokes

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