What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

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What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up