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What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

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What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

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What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.