What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

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What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

What is a dog's favourite food?

Anything that is on your plate!

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!