What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you)