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What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

Tectonic Plate Jokes More Tectonic Plate Jokes

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!