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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?

Party paupers

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

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What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus