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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up