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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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What are your two favourite times to party?

Daytime and night-time!

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

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Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you)

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?