What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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What does a greengrocer weigh?

Vegetables.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

What vegetable parties the hardest?

A Turnip.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.