What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

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What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you)

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.