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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

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What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up