What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What vegetable parties the hardest?

A Turnip.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What college did the eyeball go to?

ICU.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.