What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.