What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

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What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.