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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

College Jokes More College Jokes

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.