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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

He threw away their wheelchairs!

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

College Jokes More College Jokes

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip