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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA