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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

He threw away their wheelchairs!

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

College Jokes More College Jokes

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

What do cats major in college?

String theory!!

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.