What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

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Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

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