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Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

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How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

What do you call a rich muslim god?

Ballah

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How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.