Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

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What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.