Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

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What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

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What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.