Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

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What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.