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Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

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Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.