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How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

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What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

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Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

What happened to that?

Husband: You spent it all dear.

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What do computer experts do at weekends?

Go for a disk drive.

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

Are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.