Explaining his wife.
You get your job and your wife back.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
A joke.
They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
Studying their Miranda Rights.
Because every day is a sadder-day.
Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...
Are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.
