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How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

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How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

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How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

Are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

How does JokeExplainBot work?

Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...