How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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How does JokeExplainBot work?

Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.