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How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

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What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E

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How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

How does JokeExplainBot work?

Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...