How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

Are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

How does JokeExplainBot work?

Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...