How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

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How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

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Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

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ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

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How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.