Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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Why did u shoot your wife?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

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What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped?

A frustacean

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

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Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!