Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

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9 months.

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The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

Because William Shatner