Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

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Why did Uhuru get mad?

Because William Shatner.

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner