Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

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What is Son Goku's least liked food?

Vegetta balls

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.