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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why do I like sweet potatoes?

Cuz they're yammy!!!

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How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

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How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.