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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

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Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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Why does it take two premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs