Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

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He Double Gloucester.

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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

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None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

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She was trying to get ahead!

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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

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They both die if you chop them