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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

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What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

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What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!