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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

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What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Why did the butcher die?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.