Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

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What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs