Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

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What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

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What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

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Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

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How do you make a dog say meow?

Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

What is the internet's predominant religion?

Cat-holic-ism. Meow!