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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

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What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

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What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

An im-paw-ster.

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean.

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

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What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

What caveman say when he get hurt?

Meow.