Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

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How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

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What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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What caveman say when he get hurt?

Meow.

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!