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How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.