Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!
Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
An ice Kareem clone
Inherited obesity
In case they run out of bullets.
He was studying foreign languages.
Cat-holic-ism. Meow!
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
