How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What is a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

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What caveman say when he get hurt?

Meow.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.