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How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

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How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

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What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

What caveman say when he get hurt?

Meow.

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How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!