How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

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How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

What is the internet's predominant religion?

Cat-holic-ism. Meow!

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How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".