What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

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What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

Why does a dog wag it's tail?

No one else will do it for them

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What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

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What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube