What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

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What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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How do teenage boys keep warm?

Jackit

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube