What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

Who's there! Bones! Bones who?

Bones upon a time...!

Teenage Boy Jokes More Teenage Boy Jokes

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.