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What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

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Who's there! Bones! Bones who?

Bones upon a time...!

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

How do teenage boys keep warm?

Jackit