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Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court