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Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

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What was the first mention of soccer in the Bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.