Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What do you call a movie producer that gives you more detail than you really wanted?

TMI Burton.

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.