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Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

First time posting to.

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

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Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court