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How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

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When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!