Mention feminism.
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
Throw in your laundry!
Common sense
A $100 bill makes change
TBC
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None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.