Feminism Jokes

How did Feminism start?

With an unlocked kitchen door

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What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

Whats the opposite of feminism?

Common sense

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

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What's the definition of "de javu"?

Jokes on

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

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What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

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What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.