How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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What was the bear's favourite pick-up line?

Hey baby, what's ursine?

What do black birds pick?

CAAAAAAAH-tin...

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What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

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How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

Why did the ska kid not get the job?

They were worried about his checkered past