How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, it's a hardware problem!

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

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What was the bear's favourite pick-up line?

Hey baby, what's ursine?

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".