19 Jokes

What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

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What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds?

There's 19 of them

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Who's there! Bud! Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many 'suh goods' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

17 Jokes More 17 Jokes

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

What is 17 X 19?

36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way