19 Jokes

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

17 Jokes More 17 Jokes

What is 17 X 19?

36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

Abortion Jokes More Abortion Jokes

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

18 Year Old Jokes More 18 Year Old Jokes

What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19