19 Jokes

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

19 Kid Jokes More 19 Kid Jokes

18 Year Old Jokes More 18 Year Old Jokes

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.