19 Jokes

What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

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What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds?

There's 19 of them

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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18 Year Old Jokes More 18 Year Old Jokes

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

Admin Jokes More Admin Jokes

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in.