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18 Year Old Jokes

What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

How do you find Will Smith in the winter time?

Follow the Fresh Prints!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble?

A dollar.

19 Jokes More 19 Jokes

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why is the washing machine so grumpy?

It keeps getting agitated

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

What do you call a virgin on a water bed?

A cherry float.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler