18 Year Old Jokes

What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

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Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

How do you find Will Smith in the winter time?

Follow the Fresh Prints!

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.