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18 Year Old Jokes

What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

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19 Jokes More 19 Jokes

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do you call a virgin on a water bed?

A cherry float.

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'

Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?

He was nuts over her.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.