Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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What do you call a women who cant draw?

Trace

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes