Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

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Whats a vegetables favorite Bee Gee song?

Chive Talkin'

Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

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Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine