A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!
The engine stops whining after the plane lands.
Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.
Because there's a clock on the stove.
Like a sixpack
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
He dumped his girlfriend.
Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
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After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
Somebody threw the towel in.
