Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Why is the washing machine so grumpy?

It keeps getting agitated