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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you make seven even?

Take the s off.

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?

He was nuts over her.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Which of the following is a dangerous disease?

A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.