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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

What is a woman?

Man with a uterus somewhere

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Why is the washing machine so grumpy?

It keeps getting agitated