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Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.