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Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads