Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel