Somebody threw the towel in.
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
The Jets.
He/she's not sitting or standing!
You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)
It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel