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Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)