Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.