Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

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Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

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Why is the washing machine so grumpy?

It keeps getting agitated

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.