How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

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Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

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What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.