How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

What did the grizzly bear study at college?

He was an Ursa Major

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Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

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