How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

College Jokes More College Jokes

Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?

So he could spend a semester a broad.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite