How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

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Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

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What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.