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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What did the grizzly bear study at college?

He was an Ursa Major

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.