How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

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How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

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What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.