Real World Jokes

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How do you get to the front page of reddit?

Lack of originality

What does Reddit need?

Ahmad.

Moan Jokes More Moan Jokes

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt?

Karma.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

College Jokes More College Jokes

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!