Real World Jokes

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

Moan Jokes More Moan Jokes

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What did the tree say when it messed up?

It was an oakcident.

What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What does IRE-1 say to XBP1 mRNA?

Prepare to get RIDD of your intron.

How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

Why are 490 Romans are funny?

Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here