What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do you call a one-eyed deer?

I have no eye deer...