No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
Misspell the paunch line.
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
A Nicolas Cage.
They go back and re-herse.
Because he was sheet faced.
Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.
Professor: Astronomical.
To give the ants a chance.
No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.
No-eye deer.
