What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

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Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What do you call a blind deer?

No eye deer