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What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

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What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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What do you call a one-eyed deer?

I have no eye deer...

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)