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What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

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Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

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Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

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What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer!