What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You neek up on it.

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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Bach Bach Bach Bach

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A Carrot.

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I have my eye on you.

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)