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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

How does a Plutonium Gun sounds like?

Pu! Pu! Pu!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Eye Deer Jokes More Eye Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke