What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

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Naner naner naner

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Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke