What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke