What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

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What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster?

Pew! Pew! Pew!