In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
He sat in his own pew.
Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself
Pew pew pew!
Pew! Pew!
Pew! Pew! Pew!
In the *pew*.
You sit in your own pew
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
I don't know, I just fly the drones.
They both made habits fashionable.
A cud thud!
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!
About 7 beers.
Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.
RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..
Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one
They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.
Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.
Because he had a stinking cold!
C: PU!
