Pew Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

What does a church shooting sound like?

Pew! Pew!

What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster?

Pew! Pew! Pew!

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

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What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

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Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

Mosque Jokes More Mosque Jokes

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium