Pew Jokes

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster?

Pew! Pew! Pew!

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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Laser Jokes More Laser Jokes

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

Khaki Jokes More Khaki Jokes

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Turkey make?

Coup coup

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA