In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
He sat in his own pew.
Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself
Pew pew pew!
Pew! Pew!
Pew! Pew! Pew!
In the *pew*.
You sit in your own pew
Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.
A-flat minor.
They are both going to miss every body.
Because they always miss their target!
It doesn't have windows.
He farts.
I don't know, I've never tri
You get a Hyperlink...
He stank to the bottom of the pool!
When its spray pump is out of order!
Pig's tie!
For his armies
Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
TIE tanium
