Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

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What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

The ICU

What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.