Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

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Why do social justice warriors hate math?

All the inequalities

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

How do you organize a party in outer space?

You planet.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke