Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

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How does Mike Tyson say hatred?

Hate Thread!

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"