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Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

Why did the dog bark?

Because its a dog

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Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!