Why did the priest dislike geometry?

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

Cos sin

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Geometry Jokes More Geometry Jokes

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry