Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

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Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

Cos sin

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

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Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

Why do indegionous people dislike snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

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What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.