Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

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Why did the joke on /r/jokes get removed?

Removed

What do you call jokes about bread?

Buns

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What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

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What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.